Saturday 28 February 2015

Hindi Poem

kya mile kya na


Jo mujhko gumnam kra de esa na koi naam mile
behak jaau mdhosh mai hoke, esi na koi shaam mile
na shohrat na dolat ik mohbbat ka fatva ho
ik Nagma ho chaht ka , esa koi Inaam mile
jo mujhko gumnaam kra de esa na koi naam mile
khud ki nzr me mai gir jau , esa na koi kaam mile
jiske aage mai bik jau esa na koi daam mile
na koi nsha ho na mdhoshi koi
ho dil ki khamoshi , esa koi jaam mile
jo mujhko gumnaam kra de esa na koi naam mile .
Andha ho jau jiske mai aage esa na koi intqam mile
jo haram ki neend me mujhko sula de , esa na koi aram mile
sach hr insaan ki baat me ho, Waheguru Jesus sath me ho
jo Allah k sath me aaye, mujhko wo bs wo Raam mile
jahan se nfrt sb mit jaye , mohaabat ka sbko paigam mile .

jo mujhko Gumnam kra de , na koi esa nam mile


Rahul Giri

Why should girls have all stupidity

Girls say God has created us in free times , yeaahh they are true . All the stupid jobs are done in free time only. The girls who think they are much more intelligent then boys are most commonly the totally dumb girls. If we will go through the history, we will find very few girls who had done excellence in any work where requirement of mind is compulsory. While chatting with girls just ask them ,'do you like playing chess?' Definitely 99 out of hundred will say no. 'it is a mindless game ' they will say.

 Now about their latest technological knowledge. They don't have any idea what is difference between I phone 4 and I phone 6. Oh sorry they know one difference that is screen size.
Whenever girls go to buy a phone , they don't ask for much specifications. The only things they ask are the screen size and the colour. If you think I am wrong , you can just ask any girl about the features of their phone . And then their answer will make you trust on my views.
Some girls prefer the earlier android versions instead of Kitkat just because of the fact that the love dairy milk silk not the kitkat.

I agree that generally girls are the topper of the class . They know very well the answer of the questions they are taught , but they don't even know the answer of 2+2 , if they had not been taught this. There are many such dumb kind of facts that you must have seen with the girls. This post was just a hint to make you think about such stupid things. In my future posts i will share some more funny facts about girls. In end of this post, my apologies are to all the girls who are really intelligent. All of the girls are not of this kind . But most of them are.
Thanks for reading .

Wednesday 25 February 2015

The Generation Gap


Today when I was coming back after college I thought about having a cup of tea . My roommate Bali was with me. We went to a tea shop . When we entered in the shop , we found our two classmates Ravi and Tomar were already inside . After giving an order of two cups of tea we went to their table and joined them.
Both of them were busy on their cellphones . They looked at us and gave us a 'dead fish hand shake' . Then they kept using their cellphones . Most probably they were chatting with girls . Bali is also an addicted fb and wtsapp user. It seems that if he will stop using these apps , Zukenbarg will go into huge losses.
No one was talking so I also unlocked my phone and opened fb .
There were no new messages and no notifications except the timeline review of the photos tagged by some irritating fb worms.
As there was nothing special to do with my phone , I looked around our table . There was a group of 5 persons on the table next to us left side. All of them were 60 plus in age. One of them was just shooking his head , it seemed that he was not able to speak anything . Even though he was an active part of their conversation.
Now the four cups of tea were on our table .
'It is just like tea for truck drivers' Ravi said after taking his first sip. Bali and Tomar didn't noticed what he said. I looked at him and nodded , giving a smile .
Then we were again busy on our phones and were also taking sips of tea. After finishing our tea we stood up and were about to leave.
After paying the bill ,I looked back on the table of old men. They were still talking and each one of them was curious in the discussion.
Then I was on the road . My three friends were still busy on their phones while walking on the road.
Then I thought what was wrong between us . Why we were not talking to each other while having tea. Nothing was wrong between us but we were not having any talk .
The oldmen were better than us. Was that the effect generation gap or the ill effect of the mobile phone.
The old men were laughing , messing up on some topics and enjoying each other's company.

We were also present in the same shop but just physically . Our minds were out of the place and out of our company .
Its not about we four guys only , this problem is with more than 70% of the population between 16-26 .
Whose fault is this??? FB's or WhatsApp 's ??? .
No its the fault of the time I think . The time has changed and so are we .

Thanks for reading

Tuesday 17 February 2015

Shivratri : Bholenath sabke Sath

Today it is Mahashivratri , the wedding anniversary of Mahadev Shiv and Godess Parvati . This is one of the most celebrated festival of Hindus. On the day of Shivratri Goddess Parvati , daughter of King Himachal was married to Mahadev Shiv , who is also called Bhoothnath , Bholenath , Shambhu etc.

It was the information about the festival, now I'll like to discuss my yesterday's encounter.

Yesterday I went to market , there I met with my three friends . They were planning to visit Bijli Mahadev temple on the occasion of Shivratri. They asked me to join them .
'I wish I could be a part of tommorow's holy trip but sorry buddies , I have to go back as I have my classes day after tommorrow' I said .
'we wil start our jouney at 8:00 am and will be back at 3:00 pm . So you'll get sufficient time to leave .' One of them said .
'After reaching back we will go to Bhoothnath temple and .....then we will have the Shiva's prasad .....GHOTA. ' the other guy said with a smiling expression.
Everyone nodded.
(Ghota is a special kind of milk shake with ingredients like dry fruits , sugar and the most effective component of Ghota ...Marijuana leaves . This drink is said to be very tasty but I had not tasted it yet.
It makes you feel like a flying bird , I had heard this from one my neighbour .)
The third guy started then 'do You all know , why It is believed that the Fast on the day of Shivratri fulfils Our all wishes ? '
We the listeners shooked our heads.
He continued, 'On Shivratri the devotees make the Ghota on the name of Shiva . Due to this much quantity of Ghota Shiva geta hangover and also he goes emotional for the people who had ate nothing whole day and fulfils all their wishes '
The actual words he said were ' Shivji ko chadhate hain Ghota , Fir bajti hai Bholenath ko Terr....fir Jo mango Bhole baba Sab kuchh de dete hain aur agar vrat kia ho tab to bawa sb kuchh mil jata h '
It was a totally different logic from the others that I had heard from the elders of my village.
But still it was a satisfactory logic for all the Ghota lovers.
On hearing this logic the other two guys laughed and I passed a smile .
After few more talks, I left them And during my way back home , I was thinking about one thing only , the logic that my friend described.
Suddenly I burst into laughter and looked back at them from a distance of about 300 metres , they were still discussing some logical/illogical facts.

Sunday 15 February 2015

I love my India : cricket fever , ICC Word cup 2015

India is a country where cricket is not only a game , it is considered as a religion here .
Today India repeated the history by beating th Pak team 6th time in the World cup matches.
So i am going to write an article about cricket fever.

In India there are two type of people , one who love the country and others who don't. Talking about those who don't love our India is wastage of time. So I am discussing about those people whose hearts beats for India .
Now the people who love INDIA can be further divided into two types. One , who show their love for the country by their various acts and others who have love but don't want to show.
No words for the 2nd type population , I respect their sacred feelings or their secret crush .
Here also I'll talk about the 1st type of persons , who show their love.
Now this part of population is further divided into two types . On one hand we have Indian army soldiers who sacrifice their social life for the sake of our country. And on the other hand, we have civillians. This time I am going to talk about the 2nd type .
The civilians who are not army soldiers, but love their/our country India and also show their love . This part of population do various acts through which they show their love .
Here I am going to do one more classification.
1) people who love cricket
2) who don't
The people who don't love cricket do a lot of appreciable things , like running NGOs ,working for rural education , doing Dharna and anshans etc

Now I reached to the people who are my main focus. The people who love cricket and also love India and also show their love.
Now do you know , how they show their love . Any guess !!!
Ok let me tell you guys. They show their love by watching India team's cricket matches ( especially India v/s Pakistan cricket matches ) and cheering up in front of tv or in stadium to raise the morale of the team India.
They not only watch the matches , but also share the match details and their views on Facebook and twitter , and some guys who have much deep love, post the blogs .
And do u know one interesting fact, beside these much classifications , Most of the population of India comes under this category .
And me too .
What about you ?
which one is the appropriate category to which You belong .
Is it the last category I discussed ? I think Yes .
So keep showing your love for India . Keep fighting a battle in front of your tv screen and share your experience on facebook and twitter.
Hope Our love and support will strengthen the Indian cricket team and they will win the cup , oh sorry we will win the cup , our India will win the cup , the cricket world cup.
And after doing this please don't forget to take a long breath of satisfaction and say loudly ................JAI HIND .

Sunday 8 February 2015

The valentine's effect

                                                              
In the morning when I woke up today, I found my beard has grown too much. I thought about shaving the beard off.  The  only thing I wanted to check first was to know whether it was Tuesday or not. As it is believed in Hindus that cutting of body's hair on Tuesday makes you sinner.

"What is the day buddy " I asked my room mate who was still packed inside the quilt.
He didn't replied . So I repeated my question .
"It is chocolates day man " he said in an irritated voice.


I bent my head a little bit and raised my left eyebrow , which is the expression representing my confusion. Then my lips extended to give a smile and  I burst in to laughter. Chocolates day !!! I continued laughing.
"What is your problem men !!" my room mate said in an angry manner.
"Nothing. sorry for disturbance." I whispered and checked in my cellphone. It showed  Monday , 9 Feb .

I took my wallet and head toward the shop , a few steps away from my room .   There, I found a huge rush, huge in terms that generally there are not more than 5-7 customers at a time . But today they were more than fifteen. Most of them were the polytechnical college  students . After waiting for more than 10 minutes , I got a chance to order my goods.

"Chocolate ? which one?" the shopkeeper asked me.
I again burst into laughter.
"A packet  of Gillete blades and a shaving cream ." I asked.
The shopkeeper smiled and said "everyone is asking for  chocolates today."
I raised my eyebrows and shook my head giving a smile .

Then I came back to room and stood in front of the mirror. After thinking for a while, I smiled and put the blades in the drawer .
" What is the need of shaving , though I am not having some one to show my good looks  while gifting her a chocolate."  I convinced myself.
I went back into my quilt and closed my eyes .
 The smile was still on my face.